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How many Norsemen does it take to set fire to a lantern? 

Why bother with a lantern--there's a monastery just over the hill!

 

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The knight returned to the king’s castle with prisoners, bags of gold and other riches from his  victories. “Tell me of your battles,” said the king. 

“Well, sire, I have been robbing and stealing on your behalf for weeks, burning the all of the villages of your enemies in the north.” 

The king was horrified. “But I have no enemies in the north,” he said. 

“Well,” said the knight, “you do now.”