At 01:20 PM 5/5/97 -0400, you wrote:
>>"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?"
>>
>>"Because they're too cheap to buy pants AND a blanket."
>
>No, no, no. The real reason is that sheep can hear a zipper at 500
>yards. :)
>Beth
>
And, of course, you know why they are called Kilts...
Because we 'kilt' all them wot called them skirts!
Ysabell Graham
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