Re: [Mid] Re: New topic

On May 8, 7:37pm, turnms01@holmes.ipfw.indiana.edu wrote:
>
> I have a book of 1001 Pickup Lines that a dear friend
> bought for me as a gag gift. Most of them are incredibly lame.
>
> The best one I've heard comes from my brother.

I think the best pickup line I've ever heard (and certainly one of the
most unique) is one that depends more upon it's delivery rather than
its text:

#define ROUGISH_TWINKLE
#define GENTLE_SOUTHERN_DRAWL

        "Ma'am, I've been watching you from across the room, and I just
         had to step over here to say to you that you're so pretty, I'd
         walk five miles in bare feet over broken glass in acid rain
         just to suck the lug nuts off the truck that carries your
         panties to the cleaners."

This one came from a co-worker of mine. I never saw it fail to get a
laugh, smile, and extended conversation... but I don't know many people
who could pull it off. (Including myself...)

                        -- Ronan

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