[Mid] [Fwd: A new one for you] OOP

This is absolutely NOT period, but it is funny. Read if you like,
delete if you like.
        Heather of Shadowed Stars, still giggling

attached mail follows:

This is not a real chain letter, but the ladies will love it!!

scroll down

<< CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY
 
         This letter was started by a woman like yourself in hope of bringing relief
to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one
does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your
friends who are equally frustrated, then bundle up your husband or boyfriend
and send him to the woman who's name appears at the top of the list.
         When your name appears at the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men .
. . one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already
have.
         Do not break the chain! One woman broke the chain and got her own son-of-a-
bitch back!
         At this writing, a friend of mine has already received 184 men. They buried
her yesterday, but it took 3 undertakers 86 hours to get the smile off her
face and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
         Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name can move up . . . fast! >>

From: Ellen Murtland <pix@fortwayne.infi.net>
+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+ to unsubscribe, send a message to
`~-, ,-~`~-, ,-~`~-, ,-~`~-, ,-~` sca-middle-request@dnaco.net with
. | | | | | | | | 'unsubscribe' as its body.
Received on Fri Dec 19 16:13:05 1997