[Mid] Moonwulf and Elvis

On Wed, 31 Dec 1997, Ellen Murtland wrote:

> > Gee, has anyone yet noticed the similarities between Moonwulf and
> > Elvis?
> > From: Aaron Bilodeau <abilodea@indiana.edu>
>
> *laugh* NO wonder you style yourself "Eteral Thorn In His Side."
> So -- what *are* the similarities between Elvis and Moonwulf?

        Ok, Top Ten Reasons Why Moonwulf Is Like Elvis:

        10. They both sing in a rich, smooth baritone.

        9. They both had similar effects on young women

        8. Both had well-publicized military careers (this is Moonwulf,
not Michael Longcor) and both were well-liked by the men they fought
beside.

        7. Both dedicated students of their favorite martial arts.

        6. Songs: Elvis sang songs like "All I Needed Was the Rain" and "I
Been Stung"; Moonwulf sings "Pennsic War IV".

        5. Both led double lives (Elvis was a secret agent, ya' know...)

        4. Elvis died in 1977. This is the last time Moonwulf was known to
die on the battlefield. ;)

        3. Elvis used the motion of his hips to win his title.
Moonwulf...well, all the fighters will get it, anyway.

        2. Elvis was The King; Moonwulf was also king... twice.

        And the number one reason why Moonwulf is like Elvis:

        1. They have about the same chance of exacting sufficient
retribution for compiling this list!

        Corwyn Draca,
        Shire of Mynydd Seren

From: Aaron Bilodeau <abilodea@indiana.edu>
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Received on Thu Jan 1 04:01:09 1998