Re: [Mid] Feasts: Good and Bad [HUMOR]

I SING OF DEAD BUNNIES
                            -Anonymous, but Moonwulf started it!
                 tune: "Sweet Betsy From Pike"

        I sing of dead bunnies, and burnt baby chicks
        Barbecued squirrels, and hamsters on sticks
        Ducklings in blenders, and frogs off the road
        Opossums on fenders and deep french-fried toad!

        Sliced and diced sparrows, dead dogs on the lawn
        Cats riddled with arrows, and disemboweled faun
        Pickled canaries, and clubbed baby seals
        Mice served in berries, and turtles 'neath wheels

        Minced baby earwigs, koala fillet
        Rat Pie with custard, and cockroach puree
        Fred's little brother, and Mystery Beast:
        These are the things that they served at the Feast!

Becky Needham wrote:
>
> Really? What sort of things will they order? The shop I mentioned
> would get almost anything - kangaroo, buffalo, snake, canned elephant
> (when there was a culling of the herds), iguana and more.
>
> Bet
>
> > Becky,
> >
> > The Chinese grocery in Athens is willing to order different meats (frozen)
> > for you.
> >
From: "Shane B." <shaneb@icubed.net>
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Received on Fri Jan 16 01:46:14 1998