Re: [Mid] Feasts: Good and Bad [HUMOR]

Oh, thank you, thank you, Alastair! Best laugh I've had all day...mmmm,
and as it's 2a, best laugh of yesterday, too!

Bet

> I SING OF DEAD BUNNIES
> -Anonymous, but Moonwulf started it!
> tune: "Sweet Betsy From Pike"
>
> I sing of dead bunnies, and burnt baby chicks
> Barbecued squirrels, and hamsters on sticks
> Ducklings in blenders, and frogs off the road
> Opossums on fenders and deep french-fried toad!
>
> Sliced and diced sparrows, dead dogs on the lawn
> Cats riddled with arrows, and disemboweled faun
> Pickled canaries, and clubbed baby seals
> Mice served in berries, and turtles 'neath wheels
>
> Minced baby earwigs, koala fillet
> Rat Pie with custard, and cockroach puree
> Fred's little brother, and Mystery Beast:
> These are the things that they served at the Feast!

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Received on Fri Jan 16 02:17:20 1998