HOW TO HANDLE STRESS
Drive to work in reverse
Dance naked in front of yours pets
Use you Mastercard to pay your Visa bill
Make a list of things you have already done
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on
Find out what a frog in the blender really looks like
Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room
Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out
Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages
When someone says "Have a nice Day!" tell them you have other plans
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you
Go Shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in them. Return them the next day
Thumb thru National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send her off to the preschool as
if nothing is wrong
Get a box of condoms- wait in line at the checkout counter and ask a cashier
where fitting rooms are
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In Service
Malcolm
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