Re: [Mid] Fulk's undies

Greetings,

Rob Galbraith wrote:

> Jocelyn Chamberlain had said:
> >More importantly, are these undies briefs, boxers, or bikinis?
>
> Good friend Fulk, Valizan advises caution in your response, as this is a
> quote/unquote Man Judgement Thingiethingie...
>

[warning: obnoxious, flirtatious persona ahead]
I shall give Fulk a riddle-like hint in couching his answer to win the
ladies.
Prithee do not answer like our leader did when asked the same on MTV four
years ago.
Further, I don't know about you, but one option makes me think of icky
european men showing that which they ought not, and another makes me think of
many a babe in arms, knock-kneed with blanket cape and printed undies. To
answer negative to all of the above is a move most perilous --will we think
you have a trace of the Scotsman in you-- the type that uses stealth to foil
the acuity of sheep's hearing? Or shall we think you merely dashing ? Refusing
to answer will get you nowhere --we ladies are persistent, and might continue
to speak of it behind your back --who does not love a mystery? And of course
answering point blank may lead to more questions.

If this note bears fruit, within the week we shall see Fulk mobbed by the
ladies or at least stared at curiously and the bridge thronged with maidens
giggling. Perhaps he will be so overrun that he'll not be able to lift his
sword because of the number of the fairer sex hanging about his arms,
awaiting each utterance as if it were a jewel to be bestowed upon them alone.

Now if only we might find some similarly agreeable means of disarming those
interested in a feast of long pig, only then might we have a bridge where a
maid might go without fear of upsetting her digestion.

Who says we women are the weaker sex? When done right, flirtation can send
most men running, or bring them to their knees ---well that's if it's done
_really_ well. :)

YiS
Gabrielle ---most amused at the thought of Fulk fending off the attention.

--taking time out of my lurking just to be meddlesome

From: "E. W. Gray" <grayew@inferno.kenyon.edu>
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Received on Mon Aug 31 23:55:03 1998