> Nicked this from alt.fan.spinnwebe... fm
> A man stumbled into the emergency room dressed in a medieval
bard's outfit, clutching his stomach with one hand and moaning in agony.
With his free hand he was clutching a lute, which he dropped on the floor
in front of the nurse's station. He then collapsed in a heap on the floor,
rolled himself into a fetal position, and began to moan much louder.
Fearing serious food poisoning, doctors quickly brought a stretcher out and
rolled him into the bowels of the ER. Half an hour later, the man walked
past the nurse and out the door, whistling happily to himself. Noticing
that the man looked much healthier, the nurse asked one of the doctors what
was ailing the man. The doctor shrugged and said "nothing big....just
minstrel cramps."
*arg* austrechild
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