Re: [Mid] *awful* Medieval Humour

::shrieks in agony:: That's AWFUL!

I gotta forward this one...

Typh

On Thu, 11 Nov 1999, Dana Cushing / Austrechild wrote:

> > Nicked this from alt.fan.spinnwebe... fm
> > A man stumbled into the emergency room dressed in a medieval
> bard's outfit, clutching his stomach with one hand and moaning in agony.
> With his free hand he was clutching a lute, which he dropped on the floor
> in front of the nurse's station. He then collapsed in a heap on the floor,
> rolled himself into a fetal position, and began to moan much louder.
> Fearing serious food poisoning, doctors quickly brought a stretcher out and
> rolled him into the bowels of the ER. Half an hour later, the man walked
> past the nurse and out the door, whistling happily to himself. Noticing
> that the man looked much healthier, the nurse asked one of the doctors what
> was ailing the man. The doctor shrugged and said "nothing big....just
> minstrel cramps."
>
> *arg* austrechild
> ________________________
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> From: Dana Cushing / Austrechild <austrechild@sprint.ca>
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