Where's Cary Elwes when you need him....
Meliora
soloriens@webtv.net wrote:
> Subject: Fwd: Aahhh!!! Attack of the Killer Costner!
> Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999 15:04:33 -0500 (EST)
> From: eliensis@webtv.net
> To: ringtribe@onelist.com
> CC: soloriens@webtv.net
>
> Subject: Aahhh!!! Attack of the Killer Costner!
> Date: Fri, 03 Dec 1999 21:52:43 GMT
> From: smeghead@erols.com (Alex Jay Berman)
> Organization: The Orgone Isaiah Shunt
> Newsgroups: misc.writing
>
> This is bad.
>
> According to the London Daily Press, the Landed Gentry Society is
> planning to auction off some more British titles.
>
> The problem I have with this?
> One of the titles to go on the block is Lord of the Manor of Loxley,
> or, in other words, Robin Hood's "official" title.
> (whether Robin-the-Hooded was an anecdote-made-legend, or whether he
> existed at all, is immaterial)
>
> Ordinarily, I wouldn't even have TOO much of a problem with that.
>
> But.
> Kevin Costner, the story goes on to say, perhaps the worst Robin Hood
> to ever sully film, was specially notified of the sale, and is
> expected to bid on the title.
>
> Aargh.
>
> Anyone have a quarter mill they're not using, just to keep it out of
> No-Accent's hands?
>
> Alex Jay Berman, Lord Noes of the Manor Ezhem
> "I cannot believe that God plays dice with the universe."--Albert Einstein
> "... but as a fiction writer, I _do_."--Alex Jay Berman
From: Sandy Danielewicz <meliora@ameritech.net>
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