Re: [Mid] Mmmmmmm....Ren Fairs, my favorite

>>The favorite questions of a tour-on:
"Is that a real fire?"
"Is that real food?"
"Is it hot in front of the fire?"
"Is it hot enough for you?" (Usually said during August)
"Is that a real axe (knife, plow, horse, chicken, snake, etc.)?"<<

....and the two most-often asked questions when I was a
volunteer at the Smithsonian's Museum of American History:
"Where's the bathroom?"
"HOw do I get out of here?"

(Now, mind you, theoretically these are intelligent questions -
if it hadn't been for the large number of Exit signs and
bathroom signs and maps in the museum. . . )

Alban
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