Fiskr wrote:
> Many years ago I got home from work and turned on the tube. 3's Company
was on. My wife hated that show, the double entendres raised questions from
our 3 or 4 year old daughter that neither of us was ready do tackle. Anyway,
she told me to change to change the channel.
> "What to", asked I?
> "I don't care, put it on PBS, that's always safe", she replied. I do so. I
can't tell what the show is about, there is a vaguely pinkish amorphous
shape that seems to be moving slowly back and forth.
> Announcer: "The penis of the adult sperm whale can reach four feet in
length and be thirty-six inches around at the base".
> Daughter (and only child): "What's a penis?"
> Me: rolling on floor.
*chokes and gasps for breath*
Hmm. Well, my children already know their body parts, but I can see how that
would take you aback. ;)
Alison
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