Iron Man Dan

by Sergeant Charric van der Vliet
15 May A.S. XXXIII
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There was once a lad name of Dan-O, my boys,
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His talents were thought to be few
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"He's doin' the best that he can, that he can
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He's not one for great daring-do!"

Chorus:                   E                             A
                        He's known as Iron Man Dan-O, my boys,
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                        He's known now as Iron Man Dan!
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                        With what we all know, he has won best of show
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                        He's known now as Iron Man Dan!

He went out to battle, a great melee fight
He fought with a valiant corp
Protecting the Queen of the Middle, from might,
Of a foe who was tasking us sore.
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Attacking and slashing, a great Eastern knight
Drove deep into our last reserve
And Dan stepped in proudly to give him a fight
He saw now how he might serve.
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The drove a low shot, to strike at the Queen
But Dan raised his spear for the kill
The shot that he took on his cup sure was mean
And some of us have nightmares still.
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The cup was broke right in two pieces, my boys,
Their falling was watched by our Marge
Who gasped as she she said of young Danny, "Oh, Wow!
That handsome young lad is so large!"
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