Black-as-ink Coffee and Properly-tempered Tea will be available in the morning.


Chilled sliced roast of Titivillus (turkey and venison).

Carrot quills, celery styli, and other assorted fresh vegetables.

Bread – or erasers as the need arises.

A colorful palette of Seasonal Fruit.

Hard boiled eggs unsuitable for glair.

Or and Argent Cheeses.

Haslett – a subtlety of fruit resembling the entrails of the last scribe to mis-spell the Queen’s name.

Spiced nuts – walnut hulls not included.

Hot cider and Cold Sekanjabin to balance the scribal humors.